lumnch:

My nips: *get really pokey out of nowhere*

Me: what is it girls? what do you see?

(via lose-focus)

dailyvillanelle:

#the thirst jumped out

(via little-oysters)

grigiabot:

Masao Yamamoto

(via craicte)

teenagerposts:

me, using a ouija board: A… L… I… V… E…

friend: alive? ALIVE?? is it saying it’s alive????

me: idk i’ll keep going

me: S.. T.. A.. Y.. I.. N… A.. L.. I.. V.. E..

friend:

me: shit this is a Bee Gee board

(Source: wakeupontheprongssideofthebed, via baesment)

puppetwithapistol:

(via baesment)

thynetruly:

imoverallofit:

He cookin

is that…a cat dryer..

(Source: catchymemes, via polynvsian)

angelbabyspice:

angelbabyspice:

speaking of military i had a couple come up to my job to buy tickets to the gallery and we were all sold out and the guy says “I’m military! don’t you think there’s anything you can do?” and his wife continues, “Yes! he’s active military!” and it took Everything In My Body to not burst out laughing as I repeated that we were sold out

white americans: can we get two tickets

me: we’re sold out

white americans: but i willingly participate in the destruction of other countries in the name of imperialism!!!! don’t ya think you can put your job on the line to let me in this sold out show for free?? :D

me:

(via jimjamminy)

hallandoates1970topresent:

carnival-phantasm:

this is the funniest fucking thing i have ever seen

(via jimjamminy)

feministism:

(via jimjamminy)

ole-vaquero:

My whole Red Dead experience summed up in one video

(via redeadepression)

wholegrain-whore:

Send in your bread

(via thatonewhitesailorscout)